Tag: humor
member name: Elise w.
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April 14, 2009 12:23 AM EDT --
1. Cool Ranch Doritos are the best flavor.
2. Consuming more than 20 Doritos, (such as half a bag) in one sitting (or standing), gives a similar feeling to being shot in the chest with a shotgun. . . .
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October 24, 2008 07:17 PM EDT --
If you push the dot, what happens?
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May 15, 2009 02:33 PM EDT --
Flapdoodle Word Game Rules
I list a word and you comment what it sounds like it means to you.
DON'T LOOK UP THE DEFINITIONS !!!
The cornier the better. Have fun!! :-) . . .
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May 05, 2009 09:31 AM EDT --
Purv a Profile Today (purv is short for purvey, which means to advertise or circulate - provide, cater) Just incase you didn't know and wanted to. :-)
My friend, Tony H. posted this a couple . . .
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May 16, 2009 06:05 AM EDT --
Flapdoodle Word Game Rules
I list a word and you comment what it sounds like it means to you.
DON'T LOOK UP THE DEFINITIONS !!!
The cornier the better. Have fun!! :-) . . .
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February 27, 2008 07:05 PM EST --
A couple of Sundays ago my family and I were walking towards the church. I had decided that instead of lugging my big ole purse around that I would just take the things out that I needed the . . .
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February 27, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
Life is tough.
It's even tougher if you're stupid.
HAHAHA!!! I love this one!
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February 11, 2008 06:18 PM EST --
My new secret code-name is Dorky Dippintush. LOL Keep reading to find out how to decifer YOUR secret code name. Have fun!!
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. . . .
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February 27, 2008 06:49 PM EST --
I remember going shopping with my mom when I was little. I don't recall being able to shop a full day without having to potty at some point. I'm sure that was my mom's most horrid . . .
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February 25, 2009 10:39 PM EST --
When two of my daughters were little (5 and 6) they often misquoted sayings in the movies they watched. One of the movies was Toy Story. There's a part in the movie where Woody says to . . .
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January 24, 2008 10:03 PM EST --
Pop-tarts are the convenient breakfast/snack/on-the-go junk food that has been around since the early 1960's. I remember my mom buying Pop-tarts back in the seventies. Yes, I am that old. . . .
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February 05, 2008 06:51 PM EST --
As I was walking down Fifth Avenue I was wishing I had a
100Grand . If I had that much money I could find me a
Mr. Goodbar who would surely give me lots of . . .
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January 02, 2008 07:44 PM EST --
I have been a proofreader most of my life. My father was an English Major and was constantly critiquing news anchors and journalists. As a young girl I thought his analytical humor was . . .
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March 13, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
I know this will sound stupid to some of you, but I often do this and I'm not sure why.
When I pull into a parking space at a store or mall where bunches of other cars are parked I am . . .
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April 22, 2008 01:57 PM EDT --
ITALIAN ARITHMETIC
An Italian workman wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.
"Here's your first question," the foreman said; "Without . . .
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February 20, 2008 04:15 PM EST --
Heather was nine and in third grade. I called for her to get up and get ready for school, but she just lay there sleeping like a log. I fixed breakfast and went to her room. "Heather, . . .
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April 23, 2008 08:33 PM EDT --
I've got the ironing board blues!
Who doesn't hate to iron? I don't know of anyone that actually likes it. Do you? I realize ironing must, sometimes, be done. . . .
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